Last Monday, Bobby and I went down to the Social Security office.
I'd gotten a letter stating that they wanted me to bring someone who was reliable, responsible and in whom I could trust in handling my disability benefits.
(WA-HOO! This meant that my claim had finally been APPROVED!!! After four years of wrestling with the system, the ordeal was FINISHED.)
Turns out the purpose of the office visit was just to get Rob set up as the payee for my benefits.
Clearly, the folks who reviewed my case must be well aware of the dangers of giving someone with bipolar a hyoooooooge chunk of money. In a manic phase, I just might go and buy the 10 most expensive Barbie dolls in the world, and we'd be broke again.
I kid, but only partly. In a manic episode, extravagant and pointless spending of excessive amounts of money is common. I can speak from my own experience on that.

We weren't told how much I'll be getting, but were told to expect something in the mail within the next month or so.
Lo and behold (Lo and behold, lookin' for my lo and behold...

), we get home and find a "Notice of Award" in the mailbox.
Beginning date April 2007: $1,462.30 - entitlement began
Beginning date December 2007: $1,495.90 - cost-of-living adjustment
Beginning date December 2008: $1,582.60 - cost-of-living adjustment
So, let's do the math, shall we?
Apr. 2007 to Nov. 2007 = 8 mos. @ $1,462.30 = $11,698.40
Dec. 2007 to Nov. 2008 = 12 mos. @ $1,495.90 = $17,950.80
Dec. 2008 to Aug. 2010 = 21 mos. @ $1,582.60 = $33,234.60
Which brings us to the total...and that causes me to quote a line by Stephen Baldwin from "Usual Suspects" in his role as Michael McManus:
"There's more here than I thought."
Are you sitting down? Are you ready?
A drum roll, if you please...
DUH-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh...
$62,883.80
-k-PSHHHHHH!
So, no more worrying about "which one, rent or food?"

We are finally going to be okay.

AND I won't have to fill out another 37-page questionnaire about "when were you hospitalized? for how long? what medications are you currently taking?"

Yesterday, I was just mulling over the silliest possible thing on which I could spend my disability back pay...

$62,000 worth of wax lips.

(Styrofoam peanuts was my first thought, but wax lips...THAT MANY OF THEM...IN ONE PLACE...that's just freakin' hilarious.)
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"Thou shalt not covet Jim Nabors' wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass. I mean, really. Coveting Jim Nabors' ass is just kinda creepy."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll close with one really cool thing -- the website of Papageno Mechanic is now "live." It's the site created by my dear pal Vincent Merkhajeb and it's his online-only release of his new album, Papageno Mechanic. He's a brilliant guy and a wonderful musician.
All the songs and videos are available for download free o'charge. Can't beat that with a stick.
It was for this website that I designed the
Papageno Music-Machine-O.

Click the title below to visit the website. Feel free to send me your comments and I'll pass them along to Vincent for you. He'd love to know what you think!
Papageno Mechanic Performance Page